Need help finding a job?

I am 14 years old, I live without any income from my parents (who are a pair of twats who hate me), I don't have a girlfriend nor do I have to the money to go out with the little friends I have, I can't buy anything or do anything or go anywhere that is further than a walk away from where I live. I have been around my entire town for a job, the butchers, news agents, grocery, I.T shop, card shop, chip shop, restaurant, with no luck. I have even put up posters offering to walk people's dogs or do odd jobs. No calls, no messages back from anyone. I feel **** and depressed, wasting most of my time in my house which is in a remote town in the middle of no-where, nothing to occupy me other than video games. I need a job. Any ideas? HELP!