Subungual hematoma:help?

duuuuude... it's quite simple. have u ever seen the movie Hostel? There's a scene where someone gets there toe chopped off =) to perform this procedure and fix ur dilema i suggest you get a wrench and a string tied around it attached to a door knob. tie a knot on the string and place it around the door knob then put the wrench on ur finger and hold it tight. Now all u have to do is wait for someone to open the door as u prepare to part ways from ur finger. Now u no longer have to worry about ur nail anymore =)